U27 YOUTH CONFERENCE
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. No, Gary, I like wearing my underpants like this. It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you've never felt before. Put those eyeballs back in your head, son! Did you order twenty cases of... ripped pants?! Good people don't rip other people's arms off. That's no reason to be ripping people's heads off boy! Patrick! Your genius is showing! Excuse me sir? You're sitting on my face... which is also my body.
